HF TITLE VACANT!
BREAKING NEWS!
From the desk of Mr. Bearsley
As of today (10/26/11), Team Hamma Fist Champion "Handsome" Jason Hanley will no longer be recognized as champion.
The decision to strip The Bubble Bathed Behemoth of the Florida People's Championship stems from two reasons.
1. Mr. Hanley has failed to defend the title within the requisite 30 day span. Several contenders were presented to him, but he chose to disregard all of them.
2. "The Handsome One" has shown in recent weeks and months to have little to no regard for his fellow performers. In the past month, Jason has injured both JD Amazing and Carl Allen. While we here at Bearlsey Enterprises are more than supportive of violence, Hanley's blatantly disregard for two of BELIEVE's top performers' well being cannot go unpunished.
We will soon make arrangements to determine a new Hamma Fist Champion.
A new contender emerges for the THF Championship
Upon the public acknowledgement of Jason Hanley's THF Title "victory", "Uncanny" Brandon Scherer sent me this message via Facebook, declaring among other things, claim to part of Big Red's title lineage.
If you allow fat ass Jason Hanley to be declared champ just because Lince Dorado gave the belt to him, then I demand to be put in the title's lineage as a former champion. I wasn't just given the belt by some wrestler. It was presented to me by the match maker and head figure of the belts home promotion. I received the championship moments before you arrived to retrieve it after QT Marshall's vacancy. I am the 4th Team Hamma Fist Champion not Maxwell Chicago. Not only am I a former THF Champ but I will become the first ever 2 time champion when I defeat Jason Sorrow...uhh I mean "Hanley". Without even breaking a sweat I will stand tall over Hanley's lifeless bloated body, raising Big Red to the sky as victory reigns down on the Uncanny one.
Watch out Hanley, 'cause Uncannyman Bran is coming for you, and more importantly, the Team HAMMA FIST Championship.
- Mr. Long
New THF Champion?
According to my sources ('cause lord knows I can't afford the gas money to go anywhere myself), we have a new Team HAMMA FIST Champion in "Handsome" Jason Hanley. Apparently he is now in possession of Big Red, how he defeated Lince Dorado for it is still unknown, but hey, 9/10's of the law and what not.
So Jason Hanley is the new THF Champion. Hooray?
Where's Snow or Leon or Milo when you need them?
- Mr. Long
NEW TEAM HAMMA FIST CHAMPION
Upon signing with Bearsley Enterprises, LLC. (the parent company of Team HAMMA FIST), "Perfect 10" Lince Dorado was awarded the Team HAMMA FIST Championship by Bearsley. Reportedly, Lince was said to be "very excited" about defending the title. *video coming as soon as Milo can get to a computer* - Mr. Long
New (Furry) Management
From Bearsley's facebook: On Janurary 29th, after BELIEVE XXIV, the terms were finalized for the seizure of the entirety of Team HAMMA FIST's assets by Bearsley Enterprises, LLC. From this point forward, all properties associated with the THF brand, including talent contracts, merchandise, and championships, are now under the sole ownership of Bearsley, who has been appointed the Chief Executive Bear of Team HAMMA FIST. This takeover of THF by BE, LLC came about as a result of Bearsley pinning the then Hamma Fist Champion Maxwell Chicago at a Vintage Wrestling event, thus technically becoming the new champion, and the subsequent reluctance of Team HAMMA FIST to officially recognize Bearsley as champion and reward him with the Hamma Fist Championship. According to reports, the terms of the settlement were either the forfeit of the THF assets, the forfeit of THF member Jesse Long's baby, or $20. In one of his first acts as THF's new CEB, Bearsely has declared himself the new Hamma Fist Champion, and will reportedly be defending it against any and all comers.