Broke Ass News!
This just in, as evidence by Shawn Michaels' two week absence following his grueling and epic WrestleMania against The Undertaker, HBK will now be leaving the WWE in favor of becoming The Amazing Red's tag team partner in the T3DTTIT. Once again, Shawn Michaels is not two weeks into a well deserved vacation following the greatest match in WrestleMania history, he has actually decided to just up and quit the WWE.
As always big thanks to Reli Ablesource for the Sweet Chin Music of Heartbreak Knowledge.
- Mr. Long
Attn: Our tens of fans
Be on the lookout for Episode 49 of The Powa Owa in the next couple of days. I'm just waiting for Ric ot get his ass over to The Hamma Fist Studios to add some finishing touches. I think it's safe to say that Ep49 is comparable to a retarded obese midget. It's very short, very lazy, and very special. How it differs though is that Ep49 is stuffed to the rafters with sheer awesome.
Sorry we didn't do a show for last month's Believe. Here's a rundown of what happened.
Frankie Gastineau's favorite number is three, because afterwards, he doesn't have to do anything.
When asked for his thoughts, Gus Money said something in Spanish.
That is all.
Stay tuned for Episode 49!
- Mr. Long
Snow vs. Beez
Team HAMMA FIST's Raymond Snow vs. Bumz 'R' Us' Ray Beez from BELIEVE VII. Enjoy
Hey look in the right corner of the crowd, it's us!
- Mr. Long
THF PSA WTF BBQ
The following public service announcement has been brought to you by Team HAMMA FIST...
Using "top self" as an adjective makes you sound like a cocklunch.
That is all.
- Mr. Long
Coming soon to podcast near you!
Whenever we get around to doing the next episode of The Powa Owa, be ready for the greatest award show since the 2003 Polk County Secretary Awards, as Team HAMMA FIST presents The Fisty Awards! Featuring fourteen prestigious categories such as:
Most Loved
Most Hated
Favorite Match from the past year
Best Usage of Tiny Pants
and the Best thing to happen to Florida
Stay tuned?
- Mr. Long
New Look
Just in case you were wondering what was up with the new look to the site, it's for a project thingamajig that Ric (and me to an extent) is working on, and once that is up and running, I'll throw the old theme back on. FRET NOT DENIZENS OF THE WEBERNETS! FOR THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY!
- Mr. Long
EDIT:
I changed it back. If you are reading this, and happen to be Ric's dad, blame it on him.
- still Mr. Long
Broke Ass News!
This just in, Kurt Angle will face the entire TNA roster in a handicap tag team match at Lockdown. The match will be for the TNA World Holy Shit We Are Out of Ideas Division Championship.
As always big thanks to Reli Ablesource for CROSSING THE LINE with the knowledge.
- Mr. Long
Broke Ass News!
World Wrestling Entertainment is buying Panda Energy.
Remember, you heard it here first.
As always, big thanks to Reli Ablesource for the two scoops of Knowledge Bran.
- Mr. Long
Broke Ass News!
In addition to Team HAMMA FIST member Ric "The Sus-Man" Susman facing a bear at Wrestlemania 25, Orlando's favorite Jew has also been signed on to the WWE's creative team. He will be in charge of Smackdown's super jobber undercard.
Expect big things for Curt Hawkins & Zach Ryder.
As always, big thanks to Reli Ablesource for the K-Bomb*.
*knowledge-bomb
- Mr. Long
Jede Van Twittimer
- How the crap are they the same weight! Gray is double thick (kenflo fan though) RT @danawhite: Kenny vs gray http://twitpic.com/2is4vu
