TeamHAMMAFIST.com http://teamhammafist.com Fisting your brains since 2007 Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:26:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Fuckmart http://teamhammafist.com/?p=180 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=180#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:26:53 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=180 I hate Walmart so much. I had one fucking item in my hand and was waiting in a line that was 4 carts deep. A new line opens up, I hustle over, but just as I got there, "MAMUUUH!" a young fat grease child cuts me off with two carts full of junk food as he grunts for his even fatter mother, who was speaking a language I can only assume was based off of English. I don't know, I left my English to Trash dictionary at home. I have one thing on me, they have enough junk food to fuel a mid 90's kids movie where the parents vanish and leave a ragtag group of youngsters a blank check and the keys to a minivan. Do they offer me the chance to go ahead of them? Of course not, that would require them to take their eyes off their caramel coated pork rinds and use at least some of their collective third of a brain. Fuck you you fat fucks, I hope your feet fall off.

Even the parking lot was retarded.

As all this is going on, I couldn't help but get "America, Fuck Yeah!" stuck in my head.

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=180 0 New Unified Florida Champion! http://teamhammafist.com/?p=177 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=177#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 18:50:27 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=177 At Vintage Wrestling's "Night of Florida Champions" event this past Saturday (5/22/10), the IWA Puerto Rico Heavyweight Champion QT Marshall defeated, albeit controversially, Raymond Snow to win both the Hamma Fist People's and SCW Florida Heavyweight Championship to become the new Unified Florida Heavyweight Champion.

And just to make sure I say "champion" enough times...

Champion, championship, champions, champeen, campeones, champ, champagne, Cameron Manheim.

Don't worry, Snow will totally win the belt back. Oh no, spoylerz~!

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=177 0 Good news and bad news. http://teamhammafist.com/?p=174 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=174#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 02:16:18 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=174 Bad news:

Reports from BELIEVE XVII are that the Unified Florida Heavyweight Champion, Team HAMMA FIST member Raymond Snow was recently hospitialized due to a bad reaction to a new medication. I speak for all of Team HAMMA FIST, as well as the entire Florida wrestling community, when I wish The Killing Machine a safe, speedy, and healthy recovery. Love ya big man.

Good news:

It is my honor to officially welcome the newest official member of Team HAMMA FIST, one of Florida top breakout stars, Nooie Lee! Let us all throw our hands into the air with excitement.

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=174 0 I haz an iPhone 3GS http://teamhammafist.com/?p=151 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=151#comments Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:12:33 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=151 It's shiney.

That is all.

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=151 0 SNOMFG~! http://teamhammafist.com/?p=150 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=150#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:13:04 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=150 This past Saturday at BELIEVE XII, Raymond Snow defeated Chasyn Rance to become the first ever Unified Hamma Fist Florida Champion. Huge congrats to The Killing Machine!

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=150 0 Episode 50 is up http://teamhammafist.com/?p=142 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=142#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:50:34 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=142 Head on over to feed://teamhammafist.com/HFPO/HFPOpodcast.xml and grab up The Final Powa Owa. It's been a fun ride. Thanks for listening.

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=142 1 The 50th and Final Powa Owa http://teamhammafist.com/?p=139 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=139#comments Sat, 30 May 2009 01:13:31 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=139 Yes it's true, as mentioned earlier by King Leon (here), the upcoming 50th episode of Team HAMMA FIST Presents The Powa Owa will be our final episode. Fret not fan(s?), Team HAMMA FIST isn't going anywhere, we just can't find the time to tape a show that five people listen to.

Since this is the last episode, rest assured that The Powa Owa will go out with a bang. Already on board for the show are The Hamma Fist Champion Raymond Snow, King Leon Scott, and a HUGE surprise guest. All signs point to this being the greatest thing in the history of the webernets.

Expect the show to be published sometime next Monday (June 8th).

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=139 0 THF invades PWE http://teamhammafist.com/?p=138 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=138#comments Fri, 29 May 2009 21:07:40 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=138 Well, kinda. As announced earlier today on FloridaIndies.com by the one and only Leon Scott, the name of his team in the main event of tonight's PWE show will be Team Hammered Fist.

All hail King Leon.

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=138 1 Motherlover http://teamhammafist.com/?p=136 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=136#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 18:41:23 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=136 Just because it needs to be watched as many times as possible.

- Mr. Long

]]> http://teamhammafist.com/?feed=rss2&p=136 1 Team HAMMA FIST on AIM and twitter! http://teamhammafist.com/?p=134 http://teamhammafist.com/?p=134#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:02:49 +0000 Mr. Long http://teamhammafist.com/?p=134 Team HAMMA FIST's has conformed and now has a twitter and an AIM screen name.

twat: twitter.com/TeamHAMMAFIST
AIM Thing: TeamHAMMAFIST

Shocking choices I know.

- Mr. Long

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