A new contender emerges for the THF Championship
Upon the public acknowledgement of Jason Hanley's THF Title "victory", "Uncanny" Brandon Scherer sent me this message via Facebook, declaring among other things, claim to part of Big Red's title lineage.
If you allow fat ass Jason Hanley to be declared champ just because Lince Dorado gave the belt to him, then I demand to be put in the title's lineage as a former champion. I wasn't just given the belt by some wrestler. It was presented to me by the match maker and head figure of the belts home promotion. I received the championship moments before you arrived to retrieve it after QT Marshall's vacancy. I am the 4th Team Hamma Fist Champion not Maxwell Chicago. Not only am I a former THF Champ but I will become the first ever 2 time champion when I defeat Jason Sorrow...uhh I mean "Hanley". Without even breaking a sweat I will stand tall over Hanley's lifeless bloated body, raising Big Red to the sky as victory reigns down on the Uncanny one.
Watch out Hanley, 'cause Uncannyman Bran is coming for you, and more importantly, the Team HAMMA FIST Championship.
- Mr. Long