Championship Update
At the behest of the esteemed Champion of the Florida People, the Hamma Fist Championship will henceforth be known as the THF Florida People's Championship, as both I and the current titleholder Simon Sez feel that it most efficiently represents the championship and it's intent.
- Mr. Long
Blugh.
At the behest of the Hamma Fist Champion, YOUR Florida People's Champion, "The Emerald Emperor" Simon Sez would like me to inform you that this past Saturday at Vintage WrestleBrawl III, he regained "his" Internet Television Title, and "destroyed that filthy son of a bitch" Milo Beasley.
Ugh.
At least it was a great fight.
- Mr. Long
HF TITLE VACANT!
BREAKING NEWS!
From the desk of Mr. Bearsley
As of today (10/26/11), Team Hamma Fist Champion "Handsome" Jason Hanley will no longer be recognized as champion.
The decision to strip The Bubble Bathed Behemoth of the Florida People's Championship stems from two reasons.
1. Mr. Hanley has failed to defend the title within the requisite 30 day span. Several contenders were presented to him, but he chose to disregard all of them.
2. "The Handsome One" has shown in recent weeks and months to have little to no regard for his fellow performers. In the past month, Jason has injured both JD Amazing and Carl Allen. While we here at Bearlsey Enterprises are more than supportive of violence, Hanley's blatantly disregard for two of BELIEVE's top performers' well being cannot go unpunished.
We will soon make arrangements to determine a new Hamma Fist Champion.
Ruiz vs. Hanley from 9/16/11
Here's some footage of THF Champion Luis Ruiz' first title defense against former champion "Handsome" Jason Hanley.
New THF Champion (AGAIN)!
Last night at OPW, Luis Ruiz defeated Uncanny Brandon Scherer in a Lumberjack Match for the Team Hamma Fist Championship! The party was short lived though, as Jason Hanley would go on to win the night's Over The Top Rope Battle Royal Main Event, and with that win giving him the power to book his next match, he decided to get the THF Title rematch that he feels that he deserves.
So at Orlando Wrestling-School's next OPW Event, it will be Jason Hanley vs. Luis Ruiz for the THF Championship!
- Mr. Long
THF Title Update!
It's been a big week for Team HAMMA FIST, and more importantly, the THF Championship. Last week at OPW, we saw "Uncanny" Brandon Scherer defeat then champion "Handsome" Jason Hanley to become the new Team HAMMA FIST Champion! Here's video of the historic match.
The new THF Champ wasted little time in defending the belt, as just one week later, Brandon defended the title at OPW against Luis Ruiz. Here's the footage of that match, courtesy of Orlando Pro Wrestling.
Due to some unscrupulous tactics on the part of the champion, Brandon lost the match via countout, but "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko made no bones about how he felt towards The Uncanny One's actions, immediately making a rematch between the two men for the next OPW event on September 9th. To ensure that Scherer wouldn't be pulling the same stunt two weeks in a row, Ledge made next week's THF Title Match a Lumberjack Match! Will Brandon Scherer be Uncanny once more and leave the Believe Dojo with Big Red still in tow, or will The Boricua Badboy dethrone the champ before his title reign even begins to pick up steam?
EXCITING!
- Mr. Long
A new contender emerges for the THF Championship
Upon the public acknowledgement of Jason Hanley's THF Title "victory", "Uncanny" Brandon Scherer sent me this message via Facebook, declaring among other things, claim to part of Big Red's title lineage.
If you allow fat ass Jason Hanley to be declared champ just because Lince Dorado gave the belt to him, then I demand to be put in the title's lineage as a former champion. I wasn't just given the belt by some wrestler. It was presented to me by the match maker and head figure of the belts home promotion. I received the championship moments before you arrived to retrieve it after QT Marshall's vacancy. I am the 4th Team Hamma Fist Champion not Maxwell Chicago. Not only am I a former THF Champ but I will become the first ever 2 time champion when I defeat Jason Sorrow...uhh I mean "Hanley". Without even breaking a sweat I will stand tall over Hanley's lifeless bloated body, raising Big Red to the sky as victory reigns down on the Uncanny one.
Watch out Hanley, 'cause Uncannyman Bran is coming for you, and more importantly, the Team HAMMA FIST Championship.
- Mr. Long
New THF Champion?
According to my sources ('cause lord knows I can't afford the gas money to go anywhere myself), we have a new Team HAMMA FIST Champion in "Handsome" Jason Hanley. Apparently he is now in possession of Big Red, how he defeated Lince Dorado for it is still unknown, but hey, 9/10's of the law and what not.
So Jason Hanley is the new THF Champion. Hooray?
Where's Snow or Leon or Milo when you need them?
- Mr. Long
Mr. Long’s Ongoing RAW Review
• CM Punk is my favorite for all of the times. He and HHH really are great together. Just an amazingly tense segment.
• Diva's match. Paying more attention to my yogurt and what the wife is listening to on her headphones. Too fast to matter what's happening.
• I really love White Collar.
• I had hoped the Diva's Battle Royal ended during the commercial break. Beth Phoenix is scurry. Kelly is wearing less fabric on her than my 15 month old daughter. Nice to see Beth be a heel again though.
• Came back with Miz dancing. I love Miz, dislike Cole sucking him off verbally EVERY second.
• Covert Affairs sucks. White Collar wins.
• Attn: Hollywood. Stop making Final Destinations. Just stop.
• I'd be okay with drinking a slurpee out off The Miz, but not Austin.
• If anyone is actually reading this, please email me at TheRealJesseLong@gmail.com so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time.
• Thank you whoever decided that saying "wrestling" wasn't a bad thing.
• More yogurt. Nom nom nom.
• Shut up Cole.
• John Morrison is too pretty.
• Yo dawg, here come Ultimate Warrior. He loves running.
• The newer Ziggler theme us awesome. Vickie's just ugly. Ugly ugly.
• But not as ugly as Alex Riley's mini-tron.
• Eh, that's good enough. Go Punk, the end.
- Mr. Long